500daysofsassy: mythology is literally the most interesting shit ever if you dont agree get outta my face
some bitch: omg you wore that shirt the other day
me: yeah well in my house we have this amazing thing called a washing machine
leonmcgann: foodnun: andyhurleyruinedmylife: foodnun: i’ve never met anyone who was 100% ok with their body probably cos most people aren’t & the few people who are don’t say anything about it because apparently loving your body is conceited and makes you stuck up. WOW that actually made a lot of sense i 100% love myself and my body, there you go:)))
do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???
robertoluongo: in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
shroomyloomyland: amoying: imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in. Sounds like you need some shrooms son
spacelovemelody: current emotion: i need money
Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their...
Hey! Did you know: sex is okay so is masturbation watching porn won’t make you impure one night stands are okay too having sex with multiple people doesn’t make you a slut even 3-somes or group sex and orgies are a-okay sex with the same gender is alright not having sex doesn’t make you a prude your body your choice no matter your gender shaming other people for who they have sex with,...
zeiraa: A wise man sat in a audience and cracked a joke. Everybody laughs like crazy. After a moment, he cracked the same joke again. This time less people laughed. He cracked the same joke again and again until there was no laughter. He smiled and said: You can’t laugh at the same joke again and again, so why do you cry over the same thing over and over again?
221b-mine-please: pirenstoletheimpala: mycroft-queenofcake: iamjayse: thenerdfighterkid: slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers shut up we have a good range of jokes this is our domain guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent Are you all done cos I’ve had enough of this by now Damn math...
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
scraggay: ive learned more about topics such as sexism and racism and rape culture and ableism and self confidence on a website that was originally made for pretty pictures than i have in my 11 years in an environment that is supposed to prepare me for the real world and if that isnt fucked up i honestly dont know what is
augwins: [AGGRESSIVELY FIST PUMPS TO COTTON EYE JOE]
metallikato: I see a little silhouetto of a man ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE Will you do the fandango? ＴＨＵＮＤＥＲＢＯＬＴＳ ＡＮＤ ＬＩＧＨＴＮＩＮＧ ＶＥＲＹ ＶＥＲＹ ＦＲＩＧＨＴＥＮＩＮＧ Me! Galileo,Galileo Galileo,Galileo Galileo, Figaro magnificooooooooooo~
eldenrootsofyggdrasil: you know this...
turn-it-up-tune-them-out: artsysauce: sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation Guys I said this to my dad once he laughed so hard he let me stay home
avengerstimebitches: foxnewsofficial: cock-and-coke-is-my-white-rabbit: spookyroomba: foxnewsofficial: what does tumblr even mean tumblr means family. and family means nobody gets left behind. that’s actually kind of touching. it’s actually kind of gay that’s also what tumblr means
delberticus: If you make fun of people trying to better themselves at the gym you’re a piece of shit.
henryandhisbrain: Dear Yahoo, If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages. If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk. Regards Tumblr Users